I bet it's part of the experiment or something. But at least it's sorta useful.

[Laughing gleefully and pulling away to shake a finger at you.] "Nobody's gonna wait for you in a real fight! You have to be prepared at all times, in all situations, for somebody to come at you. Yes, even when you're asleep or eating! Or fishing."

[Can you hear the quotation marks? As if he'd come up with that on his own.]