Detonated 4th Wall

[nameofexorcist]

It appears that the population has greatly expanded again.

Remain calm... the last thing Discedo needs is people panicking.

Comments

[alphaophiuchi]

Then why are you still here? Short of having someone to tell about your fascinating delusions.

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

I was here originally before you walked here.

[alphaophiuchi]

Unimportant. You have legs, I see. Now why don't you walk off and find me someone willing to provide me with straight answers.

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

You have legs and the ability to speak, take your own advice.

[alphaophiuchi]

You've already proven yourself able to find your way around. What happens when you send me off and I get killed by some wayward thing? That is your fault, Commander, and my family will have far more than words for you.

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

Death isn't permanent here.

[alphaophiuchi]

...your point is what exactly? I imagine it's not painless. It's still death, you git.

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

The point is that you won't stay dead and can learn from your experience.

[alphaophiuchi]

The point is that you need to stuff it and give me some actual information here. None of this rubbish 'go ahead, die. It won't matter!'

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

The scientists here are the ones who brought you to Discedo. [Well, he might as well inform him even if Draco is being a brat]

[alphaophiuchi]

The whom now? There's no way I'm letting a bunch of Muggles touch me.

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

Scientists that are in charge of this city.

They use a machine to bring us here.

[alphaophiuchi]

I'm still not letting them touch me. In fact, if they come anywhere near me, I'll bloody well curse them into oblivion.

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

It will take more than magic to stop them.

[alphaophiuchi]

Considering they're Muggles? I sincerely doubt that.

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

...What is this "Muggle" term that you keep on referencing to?

[alphaophiuchi]

You...bugggered non-magical lot. Always claiming you're just that much better than us wizarding lot, and trying to say we don't even exist.

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

"Non-magical?" Magic is common here and in my world.

[alphaophiuchi]

Common everywhere. Tragically, you strike me as one of those who fails incredibly whenever it comes up in any great context.

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

[He holds back an irritated sigh]

If you have nothing significant to say, then our conversation is done.

[alphaophiuchi]

I'd say it was over long ago. You haven't been giving me anything.

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

I provided you with the details of our current situation.

It's irrelevant if you believe me or not.

[alphaophiuchi]

[eyebrow.]

You gave me nothing more than a vague idea of where I am and how I got here. I hardly consider that 'details'.

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

The exact details of where Discedo is in relation to the other planets is unknown.

Since no one here has seen the machine that transports us to this location, I'm unable to describe that as well.

[alphaophiuchi]

[VAGUE STARE]

I never thought I'd say it, but I do believe you're more irritating than Potter.