Detonated 4th Wall

[nameofexorcist]

It appears that the population has greatly expanded again.

Remain calm... the last thing Discedo needs is people panicking.

Comments

[alphaophiuchi]

[...yeah, yeah. Not the point.]

And who are you?

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

Commander Kresnik Ahtreide.

[alphaophiuchi]

Uh...huh. [blank stare.] Means nothing to me, Commander.

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

[...] And you are?

[alphaophiuchi]

Draco Malfoy, Slytherin Prefect. Charmed, I'm sure.

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

I haven't heard of your name or title either.

[alphaophiuchi]

Brilliant. And when did it come off that I cared?

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

The feeling is mutual.

[alphaophiuchi]

Then why are you still here? Short of having someone to tell about your fascinating delusions.

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

I was here originally before you walked here.

[alphaophiuchi]

Unimportant. You have legs, I see. Now why don't you walk off and find me someone willing to provide me with straight answers.

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

You have legs and the ability to speak, take your own advice.

[alphaophiuchi]

You've already proven yourself able to find your way around. What happens when you send me off and I get killed by some wayward thing? That is your fault, Commander, and my family will have far more than words for you.

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

Death isn't permanent here.

[alphaophiuchi]

...your point is what exactly? I imagine it's not painless. It's still death, you git.

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

The point is that you won't stay dead and can learn from your experience.

[alphaophiuchi]

The point is that you need to stuff it and give me some actual information here. None of this rubbish 'go ahead, die. It won't matter!'

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

The scientists here are the ones who brought you to Discedo. [Well, he might as well inform him even if Draco is being a brat]

[alphaophiuchi]

The whom now? There's no way I'm letting a bunch of Muggles touch me.

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

Scientists that are in charge of this city.

They use a machine to bring us here.

[alphaophiuchi]

I'm still not letting them touch me. In fact, if they come anywhere near me, I'll bloody well curse them into oblivion.

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

It will take more than magic to stop them.

[alphaophiuchi]

Considering they're Muggles? I sincerely doubt that.

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

...What is this "Muggle" term that you keep on referencing to?

[alphaophiuchi]

You...bugggered non-magical lot. Always claiming you're just that much better than us wizarding lot, and trying to say we don't even exist.