Kresnik Ahtreide (
nameofexorcist) wrote2011-04-08 11:44 pm
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34th Detonator [AU!Discedo]
[Anyone watching television this evening? Well if they are, turning to a certain channel will show Kresnik dressed in this and wearing a straw hat. He's holding a fishing pole in one hand and a dead fish in the other as he stares at the camera/teleprompter filming him. His voice is completely deadpan.]
...For today's recommended fishing area, this region of the lake is... really good for brook trouts. Aren't they... cute little guys... [He holds up the fish to show everyone] Here's a... "fun" fact about the brook trout; it's not actually a trout... but a char.
That's such an... interesting fact. More great facts and... awesome tips after this break...
[There's a commercial break and he is told to smile a bit next time or he'll lose his job. When the break ends, Kresnik is behind a portable BBQ, almost looking like he wanted to jump in the BBQ or go into the lake behind him. But as the camera zooms in on him, he forces a smile. Although, said smile looked incredibly awkward and more of a "I want to punch the cameraman in front of me."]
Now we're grilling our little... friend. It sure smells good. ...I can't wait for our grilled fish to be done. ...Add a little spice over the fish and... ta-da. [His voice sounds even more deadpan at that.] A wonderful grilled masterpiece that's tasty and healthy for you...
I had a lot of fun today... [He twitches but continues on] But now is the end of the show.... tune in next time for more... fishy fun as we venture into the wilderness.
[Later on that evening, Kresnik posts a text message on the network] Don't watch television. If you are, only focus on the topics that are relevant to our duration here.
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If they were caught, the news would have said so. Or they would have.
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[...] Try not to get yourself killed. Death does apply to this place. [Unlike the other Discedo...]
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Thank you for the warning.
[Meaning normally he's a sparkly phoenix that can rebirth. NOT being immortal can have a strange effect on a guy.]
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