34th Detonator [AU!Discedo]

[nameofexorcist]

[Anyone watching television this evening? Well if they are, turning to a certain channel will show Kresnik dressed in this and wearing a straw hat. He's holding a fishing pole in one hand and a dead fish in the other as he stares at the camera/teleprompter filming him. His voice is completely deadpan.]

...For today's recommended fishing area, this region of the lake is... really good for brook trouts. Aren't they... cute little guys... [He holds up the fish to show everyone] Here's a... "fun" fact about the brook trout; it's not actually a trout... but a char.

That's such an... interesting fact. More great facts and... awesome tips after this break...

[There's a commercial break and he is told to smile a bit next time or he'll lose his job. When the break ends, Kresnik is behind a portable BBQ, almost looking like he wanted to jump in the BBQ or go into the lake behind him. But as the camera zooms in on him, he forces a smile. Although, said smile looked incredibly awkward and more of a "I want to punch the cameraman in front of me."]

Now we're grilling our little... friend. It sure smells good. ...I can't wait for our grilled fish to be done. ...Add a little spice over the fish and... ta-da. [His voice sounds even more deadpan at that.] A wonderful grilled masterpiece that's tasty and healthy for you...

I had a lot of fun today... [He twitches but continues on] But now is the end of the show.... tune in next time for more... fishy fun as we venture into the wilderness.

[Later on that evening, Kresnik posts a text message on the network] Don't watch television. If you are, only focus on the topics that are relevant to our duration here.

Comments

[fierybluebird]

[Just. Laughing. So much.]

I don't know mate, what kind of trout that aren't actually trout, but go great with spices is wonderfully informative, eh.

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

[He'll never live this down...]

...Why did you watch that ridiculous program?

[fierybluebird]

Have you seen the news?

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

[He's surprised at the sudden change in topic, but welcomes it]

...Yes, I did.

[fierybluebird]

That's why.

[Not really a subject change.]

[rules_the_north]

[Dear Kresnik, you are aware of the fact that your post made him watch TV in the first place?]

Th' fishes are safe?

[carrythesin.livejournal.com]

[She couldn't help bug giggle.]

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[isolatedpiece.livejournal.com]

I'm sure all of us have better things to do than watch irrelevant television. The news, though..

[kongeriget]

The next episode should be about herring!

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

...You switched from the news to... that useless fishing program?

[fierybluebird]

When you can't fly and you're on the run, good fishing spots are a very useful thing to know. They give a lay of the good areas to be, eh.

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

[sob he should have stayed quiet]

...According to the script, yes. Don't waste your time catching any though.

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

[Even Kirika watched this. whyyyy]

Kirika... that program wasn't... [Trying to gather the correct words for this]

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[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, some individuals still watch those programs.

[He isn't sure how much they can say over this network, but...]

Yes, I watched the news as well.

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

....

Don't encourage this, Denmark.

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't trust everything you see on television.

[He wants to ask where he is and why he and the others raided a warehouse, but decides not to]

Attempting to lie low for a while now?

[fierybluebird]

[Marco wouldn't tell him where he is. He's a paranoid pirate yo.]

Aye. Seems like a better idea than robbing a bank right now.

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, he doesn't blame him. He wouldn't have either]

Are the others that went with you fine?

[fierybluebird]

I believe so.

If they were caught, the news would have said so. Or they would have.

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

Right.

[...] Try not to get yourself killed. Death does apply to this place. [Unlike the other Discedo...]

[fierybluebird]

I'm not normally how I look. To be as I am now, does remind me of my own mortality, yes.

Thank you for the warning.

[Meaning normally he's a sparkly phoenix that can rebirth. NOT being immortal can have a strange effect on a guy.]

[carrythesin.livejournal.com]

[And I have mastered spelling. :x WELL... she wasn't planning on it until it was mentioned.]

It was okay, but the news...

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

...Your powers aren't functioning either then? [He feels a bit weird without nanomachines and all that himself]

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

[sob it's all his own fault]

...Right, I saw the news as well.

[fierybluebird]

Not since the crystals.