nameofexorcist: (>_>)
Kresnik Ahtreide ([personal profile] nameofexorcist) wrote2011-04-08 11:44 pm

34th Detonator [AU!Discedo]


[Anyone watching television this evening? Well if they are, turning to a certain channel will show Kresnik dressed in this and wearing a straw hat. He's holding a fishing pole in one hand and a dead fish in the other as he stares at the camera/teleprompter filming him. His voice is completely deadpan.]

...For today's recommended fishing area, this region of the lake is... really good for brook trouts. Aren't they... cute little guys... [He holds up the fish to show everyone] Here's a... "fun" fact about the brook trout; it's not actually a trout... but a char.

That's such an... interesting fact. More great facts and... awesome tips after this break...

[There's a commercial break and he is told to smile a bit next time or he'll lose his job. When the break ends, Kresnik is behind a portable BBQ, almost looking like he wanted to jump in the BBQ or go into the lake behind him. But as the camera zooms in on him, he forces a smile. Although, said smile looked incredibly awkward and more of a "I want to punch the cameraman in front of me."]

Now we're grilling our little... friend. It sure smells good. ...I can't wait for our grilled fish to be done. ...Add a little spice over the fish and... ta-da. [His voice sounds even more deadpan at that.] A wonderful grilled masterpiece that's tasty and healthy for you...

I had a lot of fun today... [He twitches but continues on] But now is the end of the show.... tune in next time for more... fishy fun as we venture into the wilderness.

[Later on that evening, Kresnik posts a text message on the network] Don't watch television. If you are, only focus on the topics that are relevant to our duration here.
fierybluebird: (wink wink nudge nudge)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-04-09 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Marco wouldn't tell him where he is. He's a paranoid pirate yo.]

Aye. Seems like a better idea than robbing a bank right now.

[identity profile] musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, he doesn't blame him. He wouldn't have either]

Are the others that went with you fine?
fierybluebird: (thinking)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-04-09 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I believe so.

If they were caught, the news would have said so. Or they would have.

[identity profile] musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com 2011-04-10 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
Right.

[...] Try not to get yourself killed. Death does apply to this place. [Unlike the other Discedo...]
fierybluebird: (Studious and smart)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-04-10 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not normally how I look. To be as I am now, does remind me of my own mortality, yes.

Thank you for the warning.

[Meaning normally he's a sparkly phoenix that can rebirth. NOT being immortal can have a strange effect on a guy.]

[identity profile] musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com 2011-04-10 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
...Your powers aren't functioning either then? [He feels a bit weird without nanomachines and all that himself]
fierybluebird: [Marco arching an eyebrow leaning on an arm with blue background] (Is that so?)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-04-10 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
Not since the crystals.

[identity profile] musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com 2011-04-10 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
...Hm, it doesn't make sense.
fierybluebird: (Studious and smart)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-04-10 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Indeed. My friend isn't so warm now either, eh.

[identity profile] musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com 2011-04-10 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
I doubt that the... devices from before are back in either.
fierybluebird: [Marco arching an eyebrow leaning on an arm with blue background] (Is that so?)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-04-10 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
You don't think so? I thought that was the only thing that could cause such a thing.

[identity profile] musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com 2011-04-10 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
I can't confirm it either way. ...I'll attempt to gather more information about it in the mean time.
fierybluebird: (Studious and smart)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-04-10 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
That'd be much appreciated, thank you.