34th Detonator [AU!Discedo]

[nameofexorcist]

[Anyone watching television this evening? Well if they are, turning to a certain channel will show Kresnik dressed in this and wearing a straw hat. He's holding a fishing pole in one hand and a dead fish in the other as he stares at the camera/teleprompter filming him. His voice is completely deadpan.]

...For today's recommended fishing area, this region of the lake is... really good for brook trouts. Aren't they... cute little guys... [He holds up the fish to show everyone] Here's a... "fun" fact about the brook trout; it's not actually a trout... but a char.

That's such an... interesting fact. More great facts and... awesome tips after this break...

[There's a commercial break and he is told to smile a bit next time or he'll lose his job. When the break ends, Kresnik is behind a portable BBQ, almost looking like he wanted to jump in the BBQ or go into the lake behind him. But as the camera zooms in on him, he forces a smile. Although, said smile looked incredibly awkward and more of a "I want to punch the cameraman in front of me."]

Now we're grilling our little... friend. It sure smells good. ...I can't wait for our grilled fish to be done. ...Add a little spice over the fish and... ta-da. [His voice sounds even more deadpan at that.] A wonderful grilled masterpiece that's tasty and healthy for you...

I had a lot of fun today... [He twitches but continues on] But now is the end of the show.... tune in next time for more... fishy fun as we venture into the wilderness.

[Later on that evening, Kresnik posts a text message on the network] Don't watch television. If you are, only focus on the topics that are relevant to our duration here.

Comments

[fierybluebird]

[Just. Laughing. So much.]

I don't know mate, what kind of trout that aren't actually trout, but go great with spices is wonderfully informative, eh.

[rules_the_north]

[Dear Kresnik, you are aware of the fact that your post made him watch TV in the first place?]

Th' fishes are safe?

[carrythesin.livejournal.com]

[She couldn't help bug giggle.]

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[isolatedpiece.livejournal.com]

I'm sure all of us have better things to do than watch irrelevant television. The news, though..

[kongeriget]

The next episode should be about herring!

[tag-urdead.livejournal.com]

How strange.

[starspangledhero]

HEY WE SAW YOU ON TV! I WAS LIKE "HEY I KNOW THAT GUY" BUT IT DIDN'T REALLY EARN MY ANY COOL POINTS SO TEN I ATE A REALLY HOT PEPPER AND THEN I WAS COOL.