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Kresnik Ahtreide ([personal profile] nameofexorcist) wrote2011-04-08 11:44 pm
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34th Detonator [AU!Discedo]


[Anyone watching television this evening? Well if they are, turning to a certain channel will show Kresnik dressed in this and wearing a straw hat. He's holding a fishing pole in one hand and a dead fish in the other as he stares at the camera/teleprompter filming him. His voice is completely deadpan.]

...For today's recommended fishing area, this region of the lake is... really good for brook trouts. Aren't they... cute little guys... [He holds up the fish to show everyone] Here's a... "fun" fact about the brook trout; it's not actually a trout... but a char.

That's such an... interesting fact. More great facts and... awesome tips after this break...

[There's a commercial break and he is told to smile a bit next time or he'll lose his job. When the break ends, Kresnik is behind a portable BBQ, almost looking like he wanted to jump in the BBQ or go into the lake behind him. But as the camera zooms in on him, he forces a smile. Although, said smile looked incredibly awkward and more of a "I want to punch the cameraman in front of me."]

Now we're grilling our little... friend. It sure smells good. ...I can't wait for our grilled fish to be done. ...Add a little spice over the fish and... ta-da. [His voice sounds even more deadpan at that.] A wonderful grilled masterpiece that's tasty and healthy for you...

I had a lot of fun today... [He twitches but continues on] But now is the end of the show.... tune in next time for more... fishy fun as we venture into the wilderness.

[Later on that evening, Kresnik posts a text message on the network] Don't watch television. If you are, only focus on the topics that are relevant to our duration here.
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starspangledhero: (Allons-y!)

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2011-04-10 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
HEY WE SAW YOU ON TV! I WAS LIKE "HEY I KNOW THAT GUY" BUT IT DIDN'T REALLY EARN MY ANY COOL POINTS SO TEN I ATE A REALLY HOT PEPPER AND THEN I WAS COOL.

[identity profile] musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com 2011-04-10 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
[.............]

America, stop shouting.
starspangledhero: (Mmm; Element? Dimension? Beatle?)

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2011-04-10 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
YOU MEAN "ALFRED."

AND NO. I REFUSE.

[identity profile] musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com 2011-04-10 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
I'm able to understand any point that you might make without the excessive yelling.
starspangledhero: (PC LOAD LETTER? The fuck does that mean?)

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2011-04-10 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
I'LL STOP YELLING WHEN I CAN HEAR PROPERLY AGAIN.

SO ANYWAY! YOU'RE TV-FAMOUS! WHAT'S IT LIKE?

[identity profile] musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com 2011-04-10 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
...

It's irrevelant to anything important.
starspangledhero: (We can either take on the Devil together)

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2011-04-10 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
IS IT?

IS IT REALLY?

[identity profile] musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com 2011-04-10 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
...I fail to see how hosting a fishing show would benefit us in the long run.
starspangledhero: (Word to the wise)

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2011-04-11 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
YOU NEVER KNOW! MAYBE YOUR CELEBRITY STATUS WILL COME IN HANDY!

[identity profile] musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com 2011-04-11 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
I rather not be known as that "fishing person."

[identity profile] musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com 2011-04-11 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
It's not a title or job I'm proud of.
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