34th Detonator [AU!Discedo]

[nameofexorcist]

[Anyone watching television this evening? Well if they are, turning to a certain channel will show Kresnik dressed in this and wearing a straw hat. He's holding a fishing pole in one hand and a dead fish in the other as he stares at the camera/teleprompter filming him. His voice is completely deadpan.]

...For today's recommended fishing area, this region of the lake is... really good for brook trouts. Aren't they... cute little guys... [He holds up the fish to show everyone] Here's a... "fun" fact about the brook trout; it's not actually a trout... but a char.

That's such an... interesting fact. More great facts and... awesome tips after this break...

[There's a commercial break and he is told to smile a bit next time or he'll lose his job. When the break ends, Kresnik is behind a portable BBQ, almost looking like he wanted to jump in the BBQ or go into the lake behind him. But as the camera zooms in on him, he forces a smile. Although, said smile looked incredibly awkward and more of a "I want to punch the cameraman in front of me."]

Now we're grilling our little... friend. It sure smells good. ...I can't wait for our grilled fish to be done. ...Add a little spice over the fish and... ta-da. [His voice sounds even more deadpan at that.] A wonderful grilled masterpiece that's tasty and healthy for you...

I had a lot of fun today... [He twitches but continues on] But now is the end of the show.... tune in next time for more... fishy fun as we venture into the wilderness.

[Later on that evening, Kresnik posts a text message on the network] Don't watch television. If you are, only focus on the topics that are relevant to our duration here.

Comments

[kongeriget]

I've already found my family.

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

Hm, good.

There are still important issues to focus on though.

[kongeriget]

Like which? As long as everyone's safe, it's okay, right?

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

...Have you watched the news, Denmark?

[kongeriget]

Yeahhh…

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

Based on that alone, people aren't safe.

[kongeriget]

Only if they cause trouble.

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

Those that are on the run could possibly be killed.

[kongeriget]

It ain't… like they're innocent.

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

...This version of Discedo is extremely nationalistic.

[kongeriget]

I know…


But… they still did somethin' kinda stupid. It ain't like they deserve this, but… they shoulda known better.

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

I agree that breaking into a warehouse was a careless move on their part, but we don't know how exaggerated the actual incident was.

[kongeriget]

If they'd just've laid low, nothin' woulda happened. I'm not puttin' my family in danger.

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

[He's just hoping that they broke into that warehouse to find clues... and weren't just goofing off and being stupid]

...Lying low is the best option as of now, until I can gather more information about this place.

[kongeriget]

Don't break any laws! I'll protect ya, but I'll be pissed off!

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

Focus on your family, I'll be fine.

[kongeriget]

Okay. I will then.

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

...If anything significant arises, inform me.

[kongeriget]

… Same here, ya know! I'm stayin' low to protect everyone, but I still gotta know what's up, ya know?

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

Right, ignorance won't help anyone here.

[kongeriget]

Can't protect yer family if ya don't know from what!